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“I’ve already planned our vacation. We’re going to the Highway 9 bird sanctuary. I understand they’ve installed a new bird feeder this year. . . . It’s shaped like a diner! . . . And it’s on this...
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“We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop! I repeat: we are sold out of Bort license plates!”
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“Embarrassed? What are you talking about?” – Homer Simpson “Well, there was our trip to the Amish country.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, yes . . . Hey, look, Marge! They’re still not fighting back! I can be a...
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“Oh, everything’s too damn expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just got, fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book, everybody’s a sinner! . . . Except for this guy.” – Homer Simpson
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Makeup Quote of the Day
“We’re now approaching our final destination, Itchy & Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possib-ply go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. . . . That’s the first thing...
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“Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me! And maybe the boy!” – Homer Simpson
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“Now to absorb some local color through the magic of AM radio.” – Homer Simpson “The Book of Revelations tells us to watch for the seven signs of evil!” – Radio Hustler #1 “Sign of evil number four ....
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“Mom! Dad! Bart’s dead!” – Lisa Simpson “Ah!” – Homer & Marge Simpson “That’s right! Dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land!” – Bart Simpson
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“It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year over and over and over.” – Marge Simpson “Please, kill me.” – T.G.I. McScratchy’s Waiter
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